Adventures in Cambodia

This was my first trip to Cambodia and it seemed like it was quickly becoming my last. Trapped in a camp of pygmies I was devising an escape plan to free myself from captivity. My constant companion Noah, an African gorilla with an eye patch, was waiting for the time when he would break the bamboo bars from the cage he was in and go apeshit on some pygmies. Once the pygmies had gone to sleep after a party involving corn beer and other native drinks, Noah ripped the bars from his cage and quickly did the same for mine. After that I did not see Noah for an hour and when he did return he was covered in pygmy blood in wonderful splotches on his black coat of fur. We soon recovered our belongings and headed for the nearest highway